Clients ARE REQUIRED to record their Jingles sessions with Steve Walker.

Steve’s and Irv’s Respective Pads

As Earth's average temperature increases, so too will the frequency and intensity of firestorms and windstorms.

To handle information overload, just use small packages!

Time can either guide us — or misguide us!

When time is too much of the essence, violence can raise its ugly head!

Good Poster Presentations Enhanced by Good Pronunciation

If you can't escape the tsunami, at least try to be on top of it!

As the New Friend of Earth Leaves Reltonia, he leaves it a better place!

The New Friend of Earth Becomes a Reltonian (Use picture 8, please -- no caption)

If South Georgia can be liberated, so too can the Falklands!

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 25th of April 1982 the 550 or so Port Stanley residents who were still in town (the others having fled...

British Saw South Georgia Recovery Campaign as a Way to Avert a Falklands War

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 24th of April 1982 the British task group "317.9" was some 1550 kilometers to the east southeast of the...

Air superiority would prove to be of vital importance in the Falklands War.

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 23rd of April the Argentines were making sure the airport just 3.2 kilometers east of Port Stanley was...

May the lesser unprepared force prevail!

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 22nd of April 1982 President Galtieri of Argentina showed up in the "reclaimed Argentine territory"...

Makeshift Bunkers Prepared by Some of Port Stanley's Residents

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 21st of April 1982 the beleaguered Falkland Islanders received word that the Task Force was approximately...

Getting "Settled In" for Whatever Was to Come

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 20th of April 1982 we find both the residents of Port Stanley and the "intruders" settling in, knowing...

Destroying Morale Among the Troops is Akin to Laying Mines in Their Hearts and Minds!

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 19th of April 1982 we would have found the Argentines busy laying mines in areas where they...

There Is No Substitute for Trained Personnel and Modern, Well-Maintained Weaponry!

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 18th of April 1982 the residents of Port Stanley were hoping that the Task Force would arrive soon -- some...

As Haig's Shuttle Diplomacy Collapsed, the Onset of Hostilities Seemed Imminent.

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 17th of April 1982 the town of Port Stanley was clearly under military control. Everywhere, the...

The Answer to the Invaders Was Blowing in the Cold South Atlantic Wind!

Dear Fellow Earthlings, On the 16th of April 1982 the people who were in the Falkland Islands were experiencing unseasonably warm...

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